Another American wasn't able to make it a single day without breaking his New Year's resolution of not locking his grandmother in a room without her oxygen and heart medication. There's a reason Sonny Purdue makes fireworks on Sunday beer sales illegal in Georgia, because of people like this 21-year-old, (aka, asshat), in Albuquerque who locked up his grandmother on New Year's.
Wanting to set off fireworks at midnight on New Year's Eve, the asshat locked his grandmother in her room at 11:45 pm. The asshat was afraid that his 86-year-old grandmother, who is on oxygen and must take medication regularly for her congenital heart disease, would come storming outside, overpower the young whippersnappers, and throw the fireworks into the Sea of Alburquerque, one of many seas in the New Mexico/Arizona territories.
Whether it was deliberate or a matter of the asshat being as dumb as he is an asshat is unclear in the reports, but the grandmother's oxygen tank and heart medications were both in the kitchen when she was locked away, depriving her of her life support as if Obama had already taken over healthcare.
The grandmother was forced to call the police from a life alert system in her bedroom because the asshat wouldn't let her out. The asshat was charged with one count of false imprisonment, which is the restraint of a person in a bounded area without justification or consent, and for some reason isn't just called 'imprisonment,' and six counts of being a douche.
[True story]
http://www.startribune.com/nation/80641507.html?elr=KArksLckD8EQDUoaEyqyP4O:DW3ckUiD3aPc:_Yyc:aUUsZ
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